[Ok. If it's graphs you want, it's graphs you'll get. Let's assume Santa explains, with about as much tact as we all know him to possess, and with handy stick figures and scribbled charts for visual aid.]

...so, you see, there's a decent chance that you might not die alone, if we've got the right kind of kinky people here in Crystallis. So buck up. [Pun totally not intended.]