[It's not like Santa is unaware that most people who meet him think he's a complete asshole. That's how he likes it. It comes in handy sometimes.]
[So now that he's here at the pie booth, he's pretty sure he can goad some people into trying to hit him with pies to earn some gil for those weird blue fish people. It's actually a pretty sweet set-up. The stand itself is built using some really neat tricks in forced perspective. Santa's planning on moving into the pies that kids through...but the Heroes might find it harder to hit him than they think.]
[And if he does get hit, he's not too worried. Jokes on you, he really likes whipped cream.]
C'mon, step right up. One pie throw for 20 gil, or 6 for 100!
6. At the Pie Throwing Stand
[So now that he's here at the pie booth, he's pretty sure he can goad some people into trying to hit him with pies to earn some gil for those weird blue fish people. It's actually a pretty sweet set-up. The stand itself is built using some really neat tricks in forced perspective. Santa's planning on moving into the pies that kids through...but the Heroes might find it harder to hit him than they think.]
[And if he does get hit, he's not too worried. Jokes on you, he really likes whipped cream.]
C'mon, step right up. One pie throw for 20 gil, or 6 for 100!