[Thanks to the trick of the booth, Santa's actually further back than he appears. The illusion won't work against an opponent for more than one round, but it gets him through the first round mostly intact.]
[Well, actually, the pies land at his feet, splattering his shoes with whipped cream. It's actually more painful to Santa than a pie to the face would've been. But whatever. He'll tough it out. At least he thought to wear an old pair to the carnival.]
Welp, kiddos, looks like you're gonna have to try harder than that. [He is fully aware that his taunts are gonna get him SO MANY PIES in the face, but if you can't taunt a person throwing pies at you, what kind of life are you living?]
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[Well, actually, the pies land at his feet, splattering his shoes with whipped cream. It's actually more painful to Santa than a pie to the face would've been. But whatever. He'll tough it out.
At least he thought to wear an old pair to the carnival.]Welp, kiddos, looks like you're gonna have to try harder than that. [He is fully aware that his taunts are gonna get him SO MANY PIES in the face, but if you can't taunt a person throwing pies at you, what kind of life are you living?]