Dare Meme

[zodiac_brave]

I TRIPLE DOG DARE you!

-Post with your character

-Tag other characters and give them dares.

-Play out the dares you get.

-???

-Profit!

Comments

Ed Grayson

[has_been_faking]

Re: Ed Grayson

[21stcenturyguy]

Dare ya to give someone a kiss. [It can be on the cheek or somethin' lame like that if you wanna be lame.]

[has_been_faking]

What? But... I still barely know half of these people.

[21stcenturyguy]

Well, it's time to get to know them, huh? You could use some more friends.

[has_been_faking]

I'm not sure this is the way to make friends with someone I've never met. I-I better stick to someone I know, at least... [That doesn't really make him feel much better, though.]

[21stcenturyguy]

C'mon, it'll do ya some good. If it doesn't go well, blame it on me and the dare.

[gorgeous_sin]

I dare you to kill someone.

[Wasn't this supposed to be a light event...?]

[has_been_faking]

What? That's-- no way. You've gotta be joking.

[gorgeous_sin]

What's the matter? It's just a meme. Death is even less permanent here than it is in Crystallis.

[Apparently she isn't joking. Who invites homunculi to these things?!]

[has_been_faking]

... Is there a truth part to this game? I'll take that instead. Ask me whatever, I don't care.

[gorgeous_sin]

It doesn't appear that way.

[Pussy. She folds her arms and smiles. Time to go murder someone, Ed, have fun!]

[But don't really have fun, that's messed up.]

[sullenstallion]

Do you know how to bake?

[has_been_faking]

Um, a little? Why? [He's suspicious of everyone and everything right now.]

[sullenstallion]

You're going to learn from me.

[It's not "I'm going to teach you," that'd make it sound like he wants to. Then again, Ed is the only person on the receiving end of his nice dares here, so.]

What have you never made before?

[has_been_faking]

O...kay? This is a weird dare. So, you bake? I'd never have suspected.

[He thinks about this for a moment.]

I've never made a Napoleon. Those are pretty delicate so I don't think I'd do a good job with it.

[sullenstallion]

Er, yeah. It's because of the fangs, right?

[He doesn't exactly look like someone who eats bread, really, but he can in this world!]

Pastry is tricky. I only learned those... [Before becoming a monster???] ...re...cently.

[...is Ed buying it.]

I used to work in a restaurant.

[has_been_faking]

It's... a lot of things, I guess. But that's my own fault, judging a book by the cover, eh?

So, what, are you going to teach me how to make one or something?

there are like 60 steps to this jfc this is the worst (and most PG) dare

[sullenstallion]

I think this is the one time you can get away with that.

[Rubs his neck here...this is going to be kind of a pain.]

You sure there isn't anything simpler you want to learn? Making napoleons is sometimes a two-day process.

[One day for the dough and the creme, and another for the baking and assembly.]

Ed already had to kiss someone so he's over and done with this meme

[has_been_faking]

True... Um. How about meringue? I've never been very good at getting that right.

kissing is gross???? no one likes that

[sullenstallion]

[And now there's a kitchen, just like this is a game show.]

Alright. That's not too hard for me. I can teach you that.

[He hopes. His menu was kind of, uh, very meaty for a while.]

Do you know how to separate egg whites? The fat from the yolk can ruin how it develops.

[He's actually going to tie back his hair for this. And wear a shirt, because he can't get shoulder fur in the bowl.]