The Santa Claus Meme

[melodiesmods]

Your character is Santa Claus!! Maybe they've taken on the job in a mall. Maybe they've found a Santa Claus outfit and forgot to read the hidden clause before putting it on. Whatever the reason, there is no escaping your duty as the official Santa Claus. Besides the kids assaulting you 24/7, you also have to deal with Heroes of Light and rumor has it they're worse than the kids.

1. Post a starter: you are Santa Claus! Try to be kind to the Heroes of Light coming to you with their lists.
2. Comment in other characters's threads: they're Santa Claus and you're the one who gets to pester them!
3. Profit!

Comments

[21stcenturyguy]

[This Mall Santa does not seem kid-friendly. He's slung one leg over the armrest of the Santa throne, and he's wearing the red coat open to reveal the form-fitting undershirt beneath it. He's lounging, no beard, and with his hat carefully arranged so it doesn't mess up his hair.]

C'mon, tell Santa what you really want.

Cloud Strife

[neverfirstclass]

HO HO HO! COME AND TELL SANTA CLOUD WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!

James Kidd/Mary Read

[not_most_days]

[Mary isn't doing the Santa thing, but have a somewhat androgenous elf. The outfit suits her much to her chagrin.]

[zodiac_brave]

[Ramza stands by the doors, with a little collection cauldron by his feet. He rings a bell as people pass...and when they are not passing...just all the time. It's not any tune or anything, just incessant ringing. For a cause. Give gil to make sure the orphaned humes, moogles, tarutaru, and hypellos get a Starlight present this year. Maybe when you donate, the ringing will stop for a minute.]

Re: James Kidd/Mary Read

[needsteaplz]

[One rather familiar looking Ms. Claus stand right next to her.]

For the record, I had absolutely no hand in your outfit. I think those seamstresses just had a good eye.

[Or she might've tipped them very well.]

[needsteaplz]

Waddie Claus? Really?

[needsteaplz]

A blanket would be awesome. It'll keep me warm for sure even thought these thigh highs are cute.

[She might be considering taking some parts of this ridiculous costume when no one's looking.]

I'm sorry I'm putting you through this. How can I repay for your help?

[water_meebo]

[ He'd be excited too if he knew more. Unfortunately, he didn't so she would get his usual look. ]

Try not to break anything, please.

[ He replied with sigh. ]

[dammit_flynn]

[ Yuri didn't seem to really get what she was trying to imply-- rather he was ignoring her question completely. ]

I just told you, Santa.

[ He replied without batting an eye. Yuri asking for something for himself-- never ]

Oh right-- and extra tea for Santa Claus since it's going to be a long day.

[dammit_flynn]

[ Rocket Launcher + Selphie = Damage Costs. Yuri is not giving her something like that much less know what it is to begin with. ]

You can request a job for that-- something that will blow stuff up at your will, Sunshine.

[ That is a big fat no. ]

That sounds more reasonable but hopefully this place has got it.

[ Crystallis isn't the type of place that HAS EVERY SINGLE THING. He knows it's got a lot to begin with though. ]

...Right... Stuffed Elephant it is.

[dammit_flynn]

Formal in terms of what Princess? They say it's a traditional thing. If you want to ask for things, you should probably do it the right way! Santa might not be able to grant you your wishes if you don't follow procedure!

[ Natalia-- he's pulling your leg, but he's not breaking that poker face so it sounds utterly serious. ]

[dammit_flynn]

There are red flags going off in my head, Shorty. You're up to no good as always. Bad Heroes will get coals in their stockings you know?

[ He replied with a smile between the fake ass white beard. ]

Jealous? I'd feel sorry for them to have to deal with your wrath, Shorty.

Re: James Kidd/Mary Read

[not_most_days]

[Mary glances at Saori as the kids wait on line around them. They're bouncing cheerfully or looking like they're about to tell their mom they knocked over a lamp, and it's up to Santa's court to keep them under control.]

Right. I'm sure this perfect fit has nothing to do with you.

[Mary isn't going to press the point, but that smile on her lover's face is telling. She puts her hand on her hip, trying to look confident and cool, but the jingling from her hat and shoes throws off that image.]

It feels so wrong wearing this...

[sullenstallion]

[He doesn't even let Ales finish those last two words before he starts to interject.]

—You're not adorable.

[umslay]

[He glares.]

I'm a Teensie. I'm adorable by default.

[sullenstallion]

[He glares right back down. Way down.]

You don't act adorably. It's creepy to hear you say the word to begin with.

[mindofathief]

[He shakes his head.]

Look, it's better for everyone. For the kids.

...This holiday is kind of weird.

[mindofathief]

[When Duster turns into the atrium where Santa Santa is lounging, he stops in his steps.

Then turns around.

There is so much secondhand embarrassment.]

[umslay]

[To that, Ales grins and holds his hands to his cheeks. He giggles.]

Ahahahaha! Dylas, you should just relax and enjoy life!

[boomchucka]

[So Selphie comes bounding over to Santa Cloud and with her best innocent batting of her eyelashes, promptly requests:]

A rocket launcher!

[Because if at first you don't succeed...]

[neverfirstclass]

Ho ho huhhhh?

[Please give Santa moment to reboot.]

Um, don't you think that's a bit much for a gift, lit-...young lady?

[sullenstallion]

[Dylas projectile vomits.

No, he just picks up Ales and eats him.

No, neither of those are true, though he does lift his hoof and let it hover in mid-air like he's considering stepping down.]

You're never doing that again! It's seriously gross, dammit!

[21stcenturyguy]

Hmph. [Aoi rolls his shoulders in a lazy shrug.]

Whatever. I probably wouldn't give it to you anyways. You've been pretty naughty this year.

[boomchucka]

[Selphie sees that look and continues with her sunniest smile.]

I haven't broken anything. I don't know what you're talking about!

[boomchucka]

[Go on, Cloud. Call Selphie a little girl. She already has one lump of coal so why not give her another?]

Rocket launchers are never too big and totally practical.