[Of course it escalated quickly. Were you expecting anything less from your plucky housemate, Yuri?]

Well, Santa...

[She pulls out a small, but deadly list.]

I want a rocket launcher, the newest tea set from the most elusive artisan on Crystallis for Cuppa Kupo and --

[She produces a picture of an elephant.]

I would like to know where the elephant that I asked for as a kid is. You owe me an elephant, Santa. So where's my elephant?