I'm a mercenary? This is pretty tame compared to some of the things I've heard back home at Garden.

[And then there's a lump of coal on Selphie's head. She takes the lump and holds it tightly.

You're taking this seriously, aren't you Jade?]

Thank you, Santa. I'm looking forward to next years lump so I can figure out how to make a diamond.

[And here's where Selphie smiles sweetly.]