[Look he's done really really well since the last time, honest! Never mind the last time he did it was the ULTIMA WEAPON.]
Got it.
[Sheesh mom, it's not like he's a pervert who'd know already. >_< He leaves with the piece of paper, coming back fifteen minutes later from the costume store after having to explain three times with the cashier that no, it wasn't for his girlfriend or himself. Holding out the bag to her, still not looking at her to at least be somewhat modest. ...He may also be in an elf costume he is far from thrilled to wear. Whoever figured he'd want to show off all the scars on his arms, anyway?]
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Never mind the last time he did it was the ULTIMA WEAPON.]Got it.
[Sheesh mom, it's not like he's a pervert who'd know already. >_< He leaves with the piece of paper, coming back fifteen minutes later from the costume store after having to explain three times with the cashier that no, it wasn't for his girlfriend or himself. Holding out the bag to her, still not looking at her to at least be somewhat modest. ...He may also be in an elf costume he is far from thrilled to wear. Whoever figured he'd want to show off all the scars on his arms, anyway?]
Here. I can cover for you 'til you get back, Mom.