[That's not far from the truth, actually.]

I'd believe you have a dungeon. I'd be more surprised if you didn't have one.

[But he's going to continue telling this story because it's a meme and he'd never talk about it otherwise.]

The king wanted me to escape. They left the cell door open and watched me, hoping I'd leave. But I didn't. Because someone needed to be the sacrifice. It just didn't...end up killing me.