In a perfect world, every criminal and troublemaker would be stopped and put into the "Think about what you have done" zone with the help of his god powers. Mordecai has copies of himself everywhere managing the cities and talking at people and picking up gossip.

Things are also supernaturally orderly. The stars shine in rows and columns, the animals evolve to cause less mess and inconvenience, and you always cut an aesthetically pleasing piece out of a cake.

Also, Mordecai is free to create alternate universes to explore and write stories about.