1. It's pretty widely known that Intelligence is Elan's dump stat. He's gotten a bit better as Plot keeps hitting him with the +5 Hammer of Character Development, but that doesn't mean he can make great intellectual leaps.)
Half the classes were ones he'd never heard of. Finally, his moogle asked him what he wanted to do, and set him up with Red Mage/Illusionist. Elan felt a bit like his brother, but it really was the simplest thing he could come up with. "Will singing help?"
"Probably not," his moogle said.
"But it won't hurt, will it?"
10. Someone told Elan that a lady made new classes. Which seemed fishy to him, but he wanted to be a bard again. So he was hunting for rare bird monsters to gather feathers. "Do, do, do the boring fetch-quest," he sang.
If the birds had any sense, they'd stay away. On the other hand, annoying not-bards singing can be big targets.
Elan the Bard, Order of the Stick
Half the classes were ones he'd never heard of. Finally, his moogle asked him what he wanted to do, and set him up with Red Mage/Illusionist. Elan felt a bit like his brother, but it really was the simplest thing he could come up with. "Will singing help?"
"Probably not," his moogle said.
"But it won't hurt, will it?"
10. Someone told Elan that a lady made new classes. Which seemed fishy to him, but he wanted to be a bard again. So he was hunting for rare bird monsters to gather feathers. "Do, do, do the boring fetch-quest," he sang.
If the birds had any sense, they'd stay away. On the other hand, annoying not-bards singing can be big targets.
13. Prompt me!