"Of course! I was just getting to the good part... erm... I mean, my tale has yet finished."

He cleared his throat, catching his slip of character and moved on. He was enjoying himself at least, even if his topics were gory and grim.

"For when the heroes all lay slain, and signs of their struggle lay around them, a true hero will rise forth. They will ride forth, upon a noble... Chocobo... and shine light upon the darkest corners of this land. They will liberate all the innocent and drive evil into a corner for which it will hide for many a year."