"King of the Pirates, you say? Feh! And may name 'ehnt the sort to be takin' lightly, Missy! I come from a long line of proud people, and I'd rather eat mudskippers raw than teh ever let the name of McDuck be used for a sandwich!"

Nevermind the fact that many of the fast-food restaurants back in Duckburg are owned and named after him.

"You got any special skills, eh? A buck can't be made with vigor alone."