wineparty: (004)
Gɪʟɢᴀᴍᴇsʜ ⤀ ᴀʀᴄʜᴇʀ ([personal profile] wineparty) wrote in [community profile] melodiesofcrack 2015-06-19 02:05 am (UTC)

i'm going to make the worst puns ever and i'm sorry

"I am the king. King of Heroes and the first King of the known world. I am Gilgamesh, born of the sun." How dare she insinuate he was some street urchin wandering in like a beggar. "I could simply show you the door--or the kitchen as it's a much more fitting place for a woman."

He could fight trolling with fire. He even gives her the dirtiest smirk he could muster. If she proves useful enough housework perhaps she could clean something else. She had the body for it and the attitude. He enjoyed breaking strong spirits.

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