[Step aside, narrator, I got this! I mean, what better way to describe what's going on that by having it done by yours truly! Especially since this IS my test drive! I mean, do you know what the most embarrassing thing is? Waking up to find out that you're not dead AND you're not in the crossover that being dead was supposed to cause! There's no big statues of Doom anywhere, just this flying fuzzy thing poking me!]
Hey, wake up-kupo. You've been lying here for the past three hours doing nothing but complaining.
But, mommy, I dun wanna save the world. I'm calling in dead again!
Would you wake up-kupo?! We're getting stares from the other heroes!
Tell them to come back!
[Ahhh, such awesomene-- ACK!]
3)
[Without having the muse take over the narration...!
Once more, there's a housing situation and, wherever you're living at, you... have just found out that all of your belongings are laying outside. And there's Deadpool, lounging on a chair.]
Bonjour, mes ami! That's French! I'm your new roommate! Yeah, there was a problem with all of this junk in the house, so I got rid of it! Hope it wasn't important!
4/13
[In the middle of a field, you're greeted by someone in Crystal Stasis. It's the fallen body of Deadpool! Oh, no! Was there a fierce battle that Deadpool fought valiantly in that lead to Deadpool being temporary dead?
But, upon further inspection, there were... cooking utensils? Barbecue sauce?! And an angry Chocobo?!
Do you want to wait until he wakes up to find out what he was doing?!]
9)
[It's an attack by Imperial forces! You'd think that they would have thought twice after the whooping they got the last time, but they're back for more!
Enter Deadpool, who is wearing... a disco-inspired outfit? There's no disco in Crystallis! It's obviously the new Dancer job, but Deadpool's made some... modifications.]
Stand back everyone! I'm going to give you guys the biggest of buffs!
[He strikes a pose, waits for his Moogle to put on music...
He turns around...
...and he starts TWERKING]
TWERK IT, BABY! YEAH! LOOK AT MY MOVES!
[Oh, my god, what is he doing? That should be illegal! Why, God?!]
Deadpool | Marvel Comics
[Step aside, narrator, I got this! I mean, what better way to describe what's going on that by having it done by yours truly! Especially since this IS my test drive! I mean, do you know what the most embarrassing thing is? Waking up to find out that you're not dead AND you're not in the crossover that being dead was supposed to cause! There's no big statues of Doom anywhere, just this flying fuzzy thing poking me!]
Hey, wake up-kupo. You've been lying here for the past three hours doing nothing but complaining.
But, mommy, I dun wanna save the world. I'm calling in dead again!
Would you wake up-kupo?! We're getting stares from the other heroes!
Tell them to come back!
[Ahhh, such awesomene-- ACK!]
3)
[Without having the muse take over the narration...!
Once more, there's a housing situation and, wherever you're living at, you... have just found out that all of your belongings are laying outside. And there's Deadpool, lounging on a chair.]
Bonjour, mes ami! That's French! I'm your new roommate! Yeah, there was a problem with all of this junk in the house, so I got rid of it! Hope it wasn't important!
4/13
[In the middle of a field, you're greeted by someone in Crystal Stasis. It's the fallen body of Deadpool! Oh, no! Was there a fierce battle that Deadpool fought valiantly in that lead to Deadpool being temporary dead?
But, upon further inspection, there were... cooking utensils? Barbecue sauce?! And an angry Chocobo?!
Do you want to wait until he wakes up to find out what he was doing?!]
9)
[It's an attack by Imperial forces! You'd think that they would have thought twice after the whooping they got the last time, but they're back for more!
Enter Deadpool, who is wearing... a disco-inspired outfit? There's no disco in Crystallis! It's obviously the new Dancer job, but Deadpool's made some... modifications.]
Stand back everyone! I'm going to give you guys the biggest of buffs!
[He strikes a pose, waits for his Moogle to put on music...
He turns around...
...and he starts TWERKING]
TWERK IT, BABY! YEAH! LOOK AT MY MOVES!
[Oh, my god, what is he doing? That should be illegal! Why, God?!]