COMPELLED HONESTY MEME

[mindofathief]

Who knows what's going on, but all of a sudden you're overcome with the need to be honest. Some kind of magic illness, a curse an NPC cast on you for laughs, Jade Curtiss did it, etc.

Whatever the reason, your character will suddenly find they are unable to lie when answering any questions. Evasion is impossible: they just have to get the truth out there.

1. post your characters
2. reply to other people's characters with ic questions
3. your character replies to questions they received with the whole truth and nothing but
4. catch the gentle chaos unfold with a cup of coffee and a bag of Kupo Nuts.

Note: memes are not game canon, so you don't need to worry about in-game implications.

Comments

[21stcenturyguy]

Do you pose any sort of threat to any of your housemates?

[sullenstallion]

Y...ye...yerrr...

[Yes. Come on, it's not hard.]

Nope.

[What the hell?! Why is this happening, etc.]

What was that for?!

[21stcenturyguy]

Ok, so, you're just a harmless deer-person? You ain't gonna bother Akane any?

[sullenstallion]

Not intentionally.

[Shit. What. What. He tries to cover his mouth, but, nope. There are words]

I'm difficult to be around. Shit! I didn't want to say that! Stop doing that!

[21stcenturyguy]

[Stop doing that? Nah, man. Just getting started.]

Do you shed? She doesn't need you getting hair all over her stuff and clogging up the shower drain and shit.

[sullenstallion]

Of...course...I...do.

[It's not working. He can't say "not" at the end of that, so he clicks his tongue, annoyed.]

But I'm not using their shower. What's it to you, anyways?

[He's using an inn, he's not even there most of the time.

He also really wants to punch this asshole.]

[21stcenturyguy]

A big brother's gotta watch out for...[He narrows his eyes, frowning. Shit, the honesty thing goes both ways, huh? This asshole didn't need to know that. Santa clamps his mouth shut to keep himself from saying anything more.]

[sullenstallion]

...Akane?

[That's the only name he's said so far. So it has to be that, right? But if he's apparently under the truth effect, too...]

What's the most embarrassing thing you've done lately?

[He's.

Going to try and punch Santa in the gut while he's distracted with answering. He kind of deserves it.]

[21stcenturyguy]

[Gut punch? Nooooo, that's Santa's weakness. At least it cuts off his description of being forced to give a guy a compliment at a party and being terrible at it.]

[You're lucky this is a meme, otherwise Dylas would be getting nothing for Christmas next year but a fuck ton of lint rollers.]