COMPELLED HONESTY MEME

[mindofathief]

Who knows what's going on, but all of a sudden you're overcome with the need to be honest. Some kind of magic illness, a curse an NPC cast on you for laughs, Jade Curtiss did it, etc.

Whatever the reason, your character will suddenly find they are unable to lie when answering any questions. Evasion is impossible: they just have to get the truth out there.

1. post your characters
2. reply to other people's characters with ic questions
3. your character replies to questions they received with the whole truth and nothing but
4. catch the gentle chaos unfold with a cup of coffee and a bag of Kupo Nuts.

Note: memes are not game canon, so you don't need to worry about in-game implications.

Comments

[21stcenturyguy]

[Happy? Nuh-uh. Santa's just glaring. Don't you dare make fun of him. And yeah, he's got a soft side. It's a mile wide and has 'Akane' written all over it.]

That's gonna be a weird-ass sound with a bass, a guitar, a lute, and a harp. You think you can make that shit work?

[mindofathief]

Of course! Any musician can work with what he's given!

[21stcenturyguy]

You don't actually need my help with any of this shit, do you?

[mindofathief]

...Not a lot. Just help with booking concerts, but I appreciate all the work you're doing.

[21stcenturyguy]

I'm not actually qualified for this kinda thing. Would you rather have someone who knows what they're doing? I could quit so you could get someone better.

[mindofathief]

You're already so invested in this that I'd feel bad for replacing you...

But on the other hand, if we are going to get famous, someone more experienced would be better...

But you're kind of a friend, so I don't want you to leave the group...

But we can't have two managers....

[He's really over-thinking this. Typical Duster indecisiveness.]

[21stcenturyguy]

[Santa's a lot of things, but indecisive isn't one of 'em.]

If you're gonna be all half-assed about it, I'll make it easier for you. Find yourself a real manager.