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[charming_jerk]

HOT OR NOT?


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Aoi 'Santa' Kurashiki

[21stcenturyguy]

Present version and less jaded teen version.

[charming_jerk]

The 90s called, they want their pants back.

[21stcenturyguy]

Listen, asshole, these pants are retro [He's from the year 2027. It's...sort of true.]

And don't act like you wouldn't love to see 'em on your bedroom floor.

[charming_jerk]

Pfft, yeah, you wish.

[21stcenturyguy]

Well, what are we calling you? Dumpster chic? If you haven't passed out in it and gotten thrown out on the sidewalk in it, it ain't time to take it off yet.

[charming_jerk]

Not bein' fancy doesn't mean I dress in fuckin' garbage.

[21stcenturyguy]

No? Sorry. You totally don't look like a hobo. And your sparkling personality makes you a delight to hang around with. How's that?

[mindofathief]

...You look better without the jacket.

[21stcenturyguy]

Yeah, I do have some pretty sexy arms.

I get cold, though. Unless someone wants to help keep me warm.

[mindofathief]

[He heard that.]

Won't it be better to wear a long sleeved shirt?

[That doesn't mean he gets what Santa really means.]

[21stcenturyguy]

Dude, pretty sure you gotta have a license to conceal and carry guns like these.

'sides, didn't you just basically admit to liking my arms? Now you're telling me to hide 'em? Make up your mind.

[mindofathief]

All I'm saying that if you're cold, wear something warmer. It's doesn't have anything to do with how nice your arms look.

[21stcenturyguy]

Maybe if this world had some better winter fashion...and now I gotta wear a suit at work, so I have to take the opportunities I can get to bless the world with my sexy self.

[unyieldingspirit]

You look nicer now. That out seems as though it expresses more of you.

[21stcenturyguy]

More of my sexy toned body, you mean? Yeah.

[rialynn]

I think you probably worked hard to make it that way. But you're still a little intimidating.

[21stcenturyguy]

Hot people are always intimidating. That means I'm doing it right.

[rialynn]

I guess I can't argue with that logic.

[Seriously, where do people like him get all of that confidence?]

[damn_juicebox]

Ah the fleeting bloom of youth. What a terrible shame that you aren't part of my old lady harem so you could be one of my beneficiaries when I fall over and break my hip.

[21stcenturyguy]

Alas. You will never know the joy of my youthful embrace. It would probably give you a heart attack if I tried.

[damn_juicebox]

I don't think either of us would wish for something so dreadful.

Re: Aoi 'Santa' Kurashiki

[sesenta]

Of course! You'll be drowning in girlfriends and boyfriends!

[21stcenturyguy]

Too right, I will. Kurashiki's are the hottest people around. No one can resist our charms.

[sesenta]

Well...I wouldn't go quite that far...

[More because of herself than Santa. She's not really curvy enough to merit a 'hot' rating, and it's not like she's had a lot of dates. Or any dates. Ever. So it's all him.]