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[charming_jerk]

HOT OR NOT?


► Post with each of your characters.
► Reply to other characters, ICly deeming them "hot" or "not".
► React with happiness and/or rage.
► Thread from there.

Comments

[21stcenturyguy]

Really, grass hair? Is that the kinda stuff you're into? [I mean, it makes sense. Deer eat grass, right? So it's like food porn.]

And look, man. I said you weren't terrible. What're you getting all pissy about?

[sullenstallion]

I wouldn't be getting pissy if anything you said made sense. What the hell is a furry, and what are they voting for?

[Tell him. With graphs.]

[21stcenturyguy]

[Ok. If it's graphs you want, it's graphs you'll get. Let's assume Santa explains, with about as much tact as we all know him to possess, and with handy stick figures and scribbled charts for visual aid.]

...so, you see, there's a decent chance that you might not die alone, if we've got the right kind of kinky people here in Crystallis. So buck up. [Pun totally not intended.]

[sullenstallion]

[Santa will get about thirty seconds into his graphs before Dylas' limit break activates and he destroys everything.]

Speaking of dying, why don't you come a little closer? I can't hear you so well.

[21stcenturyguy]

[Santa knows when to beat a hasty retreat. He backs away.]

Must be all the fuzz in your ears. I don't wanna set off my allergies. I'm gonna go...
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