charming_jerk: (how would i kow)
Johnny D'Amico ([personal profile] charming_jerk) wrote in [community profile] melodiesofcrack2016-06-04 12:39 am
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HOT OR NOT?


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21stcenturyguy: (bored)

[personal profile] 21stcenturyguy 2016-06-04 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
If there's problems with it, you could talk to the blacksmiths. They could probably make you sexy armor if you asked 'em.
linkpearls: (Curious | Our souls have been torn)

[personal profile] linkpearls 2016-06-04 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Sexy armor?

[Define that because Eorzea usually has guys wearing speedos as fighting gear.]
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[personal profile] 21stcenturyguy 2016-06-05 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's impractical and exposes more skin than it covers, but it makes you look really freaking sexy. Like chain-mail bikinis and stuff. Don't actually wear it into battle, but if you wanna impress a guy, it's the way to go.
linkpearls: (Curious | Our souls have been torn)

[personal profile] linkpearls 2016-06-05 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Do you mean like this?

[Guess what Santa? This picture pops up!]
21stcenturyguy: (smirk)

[personal profile] 21stcenturyguy 2016-06-05 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! See, you get it. Sexy armor is a thing.
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[personal profile] linkpearls 2016-06-05 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
But...this is something that is usually worn...

[Welcome to Eorzea.]
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[personal profile] 21stcenturyguy 2016-06-05 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Like...cosplayers?

If they legit wear it, how do they not get stabbed?