Help me, please!

[umslay]

HELP ME PLEASE! the meme



We all have something we either can't do, or can't do alone. Luckily there's a meme for that.

HOW TO PLAY

○Post with your character. Instead of their name and canon, put something that they don't know how to do and would like to learn, or something they want advice on.

examples: I can't swim • How do I get on Cid's good side • I'd like to practice fire spells • Where do I find a present for my Moogle

○Look around the meme! If you see someone that you think your character can be of some help to... tag them!


Taken from fortanon

Comments

I'm short and everything is on the highest shelf

[umslay]

I'd like to have my fortune told/horoscope read/etc.

[sesenta]

[Not being able to see the future anymore is hard.]

How do you get people to forgive you without kidnapping them?

[21stcenturyguy]

asking for a friend

I don't know how to be hugged without stabbing people.

[gorgeous_sin]

I'd like to learn how to use a sword.

[water_meebo]

Help me learn to cook something edible and not on fire.

[worstintheworld]

[mindofathief]

How long are you cooking your food? It'd have to be pretty hot to be on fire.

[worstintheworld]

Well obviously it has to be hot if it's going to cook thoroughly. But the ingredients seem to insist on becoming entirely too flammable!

[mindofathief]

There's hot enough to eat and hot enough to catch on fire. You're not tossing food into a fire, right?

[worstintheworld]

Is that wrong? How else are you supposed to cook with a campfire?

[mindofathief]

[Staring. Staring.]

........

...What about the pot?

[worstintheworld]

What about it? It's for preparing tea, is it not?

[Her head cocks to the side.]

Must you stare at me so?

[mindofathief]

You have to cook food in a pot. Unless it's meat. But you need a pot.

[Cooking 101]

...Sorry, it's just that everyone in my village had to learn how to cook outdoors. Don't they do that where you're from?

[worstintheworld]

Ah...

[So that's why her sandwiches aren't turning out right, she needs to cook them in a pot! She shakes her head to answer his question.]

No, only those who cook while they're traveling. I'm afraid I've never really had a natural talent for cooking like the rest of my friends. I grew up in the castle, you see.

[mindofathief]

...You're a princess? Why wouldn't they teach you how to survive in the wild?

[Because 1 out of 1 princesses he knows were raised in the mountains and traveled from guardian to guardian, all who lived far from human settlements. If there was someone who know how to travel across the Islands on her own it's Kumatora.]

[worstintheworld]

Where should I even begin?

[She sighs.]

There are kidnappers who would target me immediately, for political purposes or sheer greed. Not to mention countless monsters that roam the land. Besides, with my duties to the people, I can hardly see to their needs if I'm not even present to witness what those needs are. It was only recently that I had enough reason to leave the castle, and even that I had to do against my father's wishes.