The Santa Claus Meme

[melodiesmods]

Your character is Santa Claus!! Maybe they've taken on the job in a mall. Maybe they've found a Santa Claus outfit and forgot to read the hidden clause before putting it on. Whatever the reason, there is no escaping your duty as the official Santa Claus. Besides the kids assaulting you 24/7, you also have to deal with Heroes of Light and rumor has it they're worse than the kids.

1. Post a starter: you are Santa Claus! Try to be kind to the Heroes of Light coming to you with their lists.
2. Comment in other characters's threads: they're Santa Claus and you're the one who gets to pester them!
3. Profit!

Comments

[damn_juicebox]

[Sit on Yuri's lap? ...Very well. There's no mistletoe involved, and she's sure he won't expect anyone to actually do it. If she can troll him this time around, she'll consider it a win in her favor. And so it is that Rukia just walks right up to him, calm as you please, holding her folded list lightly against her shoulder.]

Santa certainly has long hair. Help me up.

[PROBLEM?]

[dammit_flynn]

[ Yet, another one that doesn't seem to be bothered by the whole idea. Fine, if she wants to be lifted up, he casually does so. You are now sitting on his lap, Rukia. How does that feel for starters? ]

I'm afraid Santa can't be completely traditional. You'll have to bear with it.

[damn_juicebox]

[Wrong. It feels wrong. Nothing about this situation is in any way correct. How can he be so calm about it?]

...Now what?

[dammit_flynn]

[ Well Yuri can't say he feels comfortable either but hey it's messing around so he's not going to make a big deal out of it. They shared a bed together mutually. This is as platonic as it gets anyhow. ]

Well, what do you want for Christmas? I think that's how it's suppose to go now that you're here, Shorty.

[damn_juicebox]

Ah yes.

[She coughs politely against her fist as she unfolds her slip of paper to refresh her memory. She doesn't usually want all that much, but as long as the Santa Claus job is in play, there's no harm in requesting a few things.]

A new set of markers, preferably the kind with over twenty different colors. I would also like a sketchpad and a sheet of moustache stencils.

[Gee, what could she possibly want that for.]

Might I request some books as well? I've made a list of the titles and authors.

[It's a boggling assortment. There are cookie recipe books, an illustrated bestiary of the Mysidian continent, "Leather and Silk," "An Intermediate Guide to Summoning," "Scarlet Intoxication,"...the list goes on. Not all of the titles are tame.]

[dammit_flynn]

[ Rukia was so funny sometimes. He doesn't get why she sometimes gets embarrassed over these kinds of small things but at the same time Yuri isn't the type to really let himself be bothered by simple platonic gestures. People can think ill of him but well he's Yuri. ]

The other two seem like your typical wants but mustache stencils? When are you giving up on those Shorty?

[ Seriously.... Rukia seriously. ]

Sure.

[ Damn girllll. ]

[damn_juicebox]

Who said they were for you?

[She folds her arms with a grin.]

I employ my artistic talents on more than just one person. Are you jealous~?

[dammit_flynn]

There are red flags going off in my head, Shorty. You're up to no good as always. Bad Heroes will get coals in their stockings you know?

[ He replied with a smile between the fake ass white beard. ]

Jealous? I'd feel sorry for them to have to deal with your wrath, Shorty.

[damn_juicebox]

Yours will be overflowing with coal, if that's true.

[She grins right back, and opens up her hand.]

So? I've fulfilled all the requirements, have I not?

[dammit_flynn]

I've accepted the fact that I'll get nothing but coals for the holidays anyway.

[ He shrugged as she said that. ]

Right you have. I suppose I should give it to you then.

[damn_juicebox]

To have fallen into a life of crime so young...

[She dabs at her eyes. It's just so sad. But the mention of her gift causes her to straighten with a smile, and she holds her hand out expectantly.]

Thank you. My previous set has been drying out.

[He'll just have to trust her not to give him a multi-colored moustache while he's sleeping. At least he's got the fake beard on, so he's safe for now.]

[dammit_flynn]

Riiiight.

[ He replied sarcastically at her comment. There was no way he'd believe her to feel that bad about his life. He's got a pretty outstanding to be honest. He also survived falling into the sky and being stabbed. There's nothing that can stop him at this moment in time. ]

Sure thing, Shorty. Just make sure you use it for the right thing got it?

[ He grinned, procuring the request and giving them to her. ]