The Santa Claus Meme

[melodiesmods]

Your character is Santa Claus!! Maybe they've taken on the job in a mall. Maybe they've found a Santa Claus outfit and forgot to read the hidden clause before putting it on. Whatever the reason, there is no escaping your duty as the official Santa Claus. Besides the kids assaulting you 24/7, you also have to deal with Heroes of Light and rumor has it they're worse than the kids.

1. Post a starter: you are Santa Claus! Try to be kind to the Heroes of Light coming to you with their lists.
2. Comment in other characters's threads: they're Santa Claus and you're the one who gets to pester them!
3. Profit!

Comments

Deadpool

[unalive_them]

Come sit on Waddie Claus' lap, kids!

Re: Deadpool

[deadlyvu]

Lydia is used to all sorts of strange and unusual--and then there's Deadpool. She's not entirely sure what to make of him already. Him as Santa? That's a new one.

"Somehow you strike me more as wanting to be Krampus instead of Santa."

But she's offering him cookies all the same, and bearing her list.

[needsteaplz]

Waddie Claus? Really?

Ryoji Kaji

[iknowtheconsequences]

"Mommy, why does Santa smell like cigarettes?"

Rukia Kuchiki

[damn_juicebox]

You can ask for presents, but you can't sit on her lap. It would crush her.

[dammit_flynn]

Christmas Spirit as always huh?

[ Well he's got a list but how will she get without him messing around some. ]

You got to do the old traditional way or something right?

Jade Curtiss

[jadethenecromancer]

[Santa Jade is giving you an expectant stare.]



[Patting his knee.]



[This feels wrong.]

[damn_juicebox]

........................

[That sure is a long, long, silent stare in return. And maybe just a bit of pink in her face.]

You can't possibly be serious.

Ales Mansay

[umslay]

[The unlucky mall elf.]

Re: Ales Mansay

[deadlyvu]

[Lydia will happily come over, bearing cookies for Santa and his elves. Whether she'll present her list or not, she's here to say hi and spread some cheer.]

[enter_the_darkness]

[ Who's looking miserable while dressed as Santa and crunching on candy canes? And refusing to let anyone sit on his lap?

That's right, it's this guy. ]

[dammit_flynn]

You look like a drowned rat. You sure you're suppose to bring happiness?

[ AKA DUDE YOU NEED TO SMILE. ]

Man you're going to scare the kids too.

[water_meebo]

[ How does one even do this?

Is this even right?

At least he's cute? ]

[boomchucka]

[Selphie doesn't know who convinced Mikleo to play Santa but she's more than happy to play his Elf.]

Morning!

[dammit_flynn]

[ Oh he'll make sure you're all happy-- though probably not without a troll or two from him.

Come do sit in his lap. He won't break! :D ]

[boomchucka]

[And here comes Selphie, keen on being the first to sit on Santa Yuri's knee.

She smiles oh-so-sweetly at Santa.]

So Santa...?

[She beams.]

Tsubomi Hanasaki

[bag_has_snapped]

[And there's a Santa (Ms. Santa?) shaking, suffering a case of stage fright here!)

Twilight Sparkle

[im_pancake]

[Hey! It's a Santa that allows pony rides!

She doesn't like that fact.]

[just_want_normal_knees]

[Bad news: this Santa has a large, transformable scythe.

Good news: this Santa has an adorable corgi in an elf suit

Worst news: this Santa also has a raptor in an elf suit.

Wat.]

[needsteaplz]

[How she got talked into doing this, we'll never know. The outfit's more fanservice-y than she'd like it. ]


....

[mindofathief]

[Between Santa-the-Hero-of-Light and the blatant fanservice, Duster is getting an entirely wrong idea of Christmas.]

You're supposed to talk to kids wearing that? [Gently guestures at the outfit. He's trying his best not to look at anywhere else other than Saori's face.]

Vincent Valentine | FF 7

[bloodypast]

[Someone's been roped into being Santa. At least he's been persuaded to leave the gun at home. Ophelia's nearby in an elf-costume, beaming.]

Re: Vincent Valentine | FF 7

[toomanymistakes]

[He isn't the only one who's been roped into this. Unfortunately for her, the only elf helper outfit that would fit was this. Thank Gaia for short shorts.]

Lydia Deets | Beetlejuice

[deadlyvu]

Lydia is easily persuaded into being an elf to accompany Santa. It's still better than the bunny costume Delia made her... Christmas/Starlight isn't her passion the way Halloween is, but she's festive anyways in her red spider-web poncho and green-elf-hat. Handing out candy-canes and trying to reassure anyone scared that nope, Santa is really the good guy.

It's Krampus you have to watch out for, after all.

Dylas | Rune Factory

[sullenstallion]

[Considering Dylas' appearance, it's only fitting that he's a reindeer. He's either Blitzen or Rudolph depending on whether that red on his nose is intentional or if it's just the blood of the fallen.

Are you a Santa coming to order him around? Reindeer rides? Sit on his lap? Everything will be horrible.]

[umslay]

You too?

[Ales is dressed like the most adorable elf, his usual top hat replaced by a green pointed cap with a bell at the end.]

I used to deal with idiots in my old job, but not fifty a day.

[They are called children, Ales.]

Ira

[acceptedoblivion]

[Well, at least he has the white hair. He even let people curl it up to match the beard!

...But he's still the second grumpiest Mall Santa.]

[umslay]

[Hi Ira. Ales stops at the foot of the chair and looks up with a hint of curiosity.]

Getting tired, Santa?

[unyieldingspirit]

[K'pandolu has found herself a beard! Unlike… anyone else, though, rather than getting a wig to go with it she's… dyed it to match her hair.]

[21stcenturyguy]

[This Mall Santa does not seem kid-friendly. He's slung one leg over the armrest of the Santa throne, and he's wearing the red coat open to reveal the form-fitting undershirt beneath it. He's lounging, no beard, and with his hat carefully arranged so it doesn't mess up his hair.]

C'mon, tell Santa what you really want.

[mindofathief]

[When Duster turns into the atrium where Santa Santa is lounging, he stops in his steps.

Then turns around.

There is so much secondhand embarrassment.]

Cloud Strife

[neverfirstclass]

HO HO HO! COME AND TELL SANTA CLOUD WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!

[boomchucka]

[So Selphie comes bounding over to Santa Cloud and with her best innocent batting of her eyelashes, promptly requests:]

A rocket launcher!

[Because if at first you don't succeed...]

James Kidd/Mary Read

[not_most_days]

[Mary isn't doing the Santa thing, but have a somewhat androgenous elf. The outfit suits her much to her chagrin.]

Re: James Kidd/Mary Read

[needsteaplz]

[One rather familiar looking Ms. Claus stand right next to her.]

For the record, I had absolutely no hand in your outfit. I think those seamstresses just had a good eye.

[Or she might've tipped them very well.]

[zodiac_brave]

[Ramza stands by the doors, with a little collection cauldron by his feet. He rings a bell as people pass...and when they are not passing...just all the time. It's not any tune or anything, just incessant ringing. For a cause. Give gil to make sure the orphaned humes, moogles, tarutaru, and hypellos get a Starlight present this year. Maybe when you donate, the ringing will stop for a minute.]