The Santa Claus Meme

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Your character is Santa Claus!! Maybe they've taken on the job in a mall. Maybe they've found a Santa Claus outfit and forgot to read the hidden clause before putting it on. Whatever the reason, there is no escaping your duty as the official Santa Claus. Besides the kids assaulting you 24/7, you also have to deal with Heroes of Light and rumor has it they're worse than the kids.

1. Post a starter: you are Santa Claus! Try to be kind to the Heroes of Light coming to you with their lists.
2. Comment in other characters's threads: they're Santa Claus and you're the one who gets to pester them!
3. Profit!

Comments

[dammit_flynn]

[ Well that escalated really quickly. Yuri just raised a brow at her underneath his fake ass white beard. ]

What do you want kiddo?

[ And he's seriously going to start this yeah he is. ]

[boomchucka]

[Of course it escalated quickly. Were you expecting anything less from your plucky housemate, Yuri?]

Well, Santa...

[She pulls out a small, but deadly list.]

I want a rocket launcher, the newest tea set from the most elusive artisan on Crystallis for Cuppa Kupo and --

[She produces a picture of an elephant.]

I would like to know where the elephant that I asked for as a kid is. You owe me an elephant, Santa. So where's my elephant?

[dammit_flynn]

[ He's going to give her a look as waits for her answer. The way she speaks to him, he can tell that she's up to no good. ]

No to the rocket launcher. That's too dangerous and you'll have to pay for repairs. A tea set sounds reasonable but you're expecting too much and Elephant?

[ What is an Elephant? ]

You want to tell what an Elephant is?

[boomchucka]

[Selphie could have pouted at the refusal of the rocket launcher but she was prepared for the refusal!]

The rocket launcher would be put to the best use in the upcoming fights or taking out those Crystal Monsters. Plus, it makes the most awesome explosions when it lands a critical hit. Just think of the practical uses before saying no.

[As for the tea set...]

Okay, maybe not the most expensive one but a nice one in a reasonable price range would work too. There's these really cute chocobo themed ones that could be put to good use at the house, Santa.

[And for the elephant, Selphie points to the picture she's holding out. The big gray flappy eats, the long trunk, the elegant tusks and the big body.]

This is an elephant! I've only seen them in picture books but they look really awesome. I don't need a real elephant in case you're wondering.

[So Yuri, can you tell that Selphie is really enjoying this yet?]

[dammit_flynn]

[ Rocket Launcher + Selphie = Damage Costs. Yuri is not giving her something like that much less know what it is to begin with. ]

You can request a job for that-- something that will blow stuff up at your will, Sunshine.

[ That is a big fat no. ]

That sounds more reasonable but hopefully this place has got it.

[ Crystallis isn't the type of place that HAS EVERY SINGLE THING. He knows it's got a lot to begin with though. ]

...Right... Stuffed Elephant it is.

[boomchucka]

[There are three reactions that Yuri receives. One is the trademarked sunny smile. The second involves a squeal of delight at the elephant plushie. The third involves a withering look before Selphie huffs and looks away.]

Sourpuss.

[Denying a girl her rocket launcher isn't very nice, Santa.]

[dammit_flynn]

[ Yuri just raised a brow at her change of expressions but they can't be too bad right? ]

Right, because Santa is looking out for your well being Sunshine.

[ Yuri chuckled. ]

[boomchucka]

[Well if Santa is looking out for her well being...]

So I can have a puppy then?

[Selphie gives Santa her bestest, sweetest smile.]

[dammit_flynn]

A puppy huh? Will you be able to take care of it?

[ Yuri looks at her almost seriously as she asks for the puppy. ]

Animals are a lot of work you know? You have to feed them daily, walk them, bathe them and groom them. Are you willingly and able to take on that responsibility Sunshine?