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The Santa Claus Meme


Your character is Santa Claus!! Maybe they've taken on the job in a mall. Maybe they've found a Santa Claus outfit and forgot to read the hidden clause before putting it on. Whatever the reason, there is no escaping your duty as the official Santa Claus. Besides the kids assaulting you 24/7, you also have to deal with Heroes of Light and rumor has it they're worse than the kids.
1. Post a starter: you are Santa Claus! Try to be kind to the Heroes of Light coming to you with their lists.
2. Comment in other characters's threads: they're Santa Claus and you're the one who gets to pester them!
3. Profit!
2. Comment in other characters's threads: they're Santa Claus and you're the one who gets to pester them!
3. Profit!
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Never mind the last time he did it was the ULTIMA WEAPON.]Got it.
[Sheesh mom, it's not like he's a pervert who'd know already. >_< He leaves with the piece of paper, coming back fifteen minutes later from the costume store after having to explain three times with the cashier that no, it wasn't for his girlfriend or himself. Holding out the bag to her, still not looking at her to at least be somewhat modest. ...He may also be in an elf costume he is far from thrilled to wear. Whoever figured he'd want to show off all the scars on his arms, anyway?]
Here. I can cover for you 'til you get back, Mom.
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Gosh, son, do you have to judge her.Seeing him in an elf costume does get a smile and a laugh from her.]Thanks, Ira. You're a life saver. I'll be quick!
[She runs off to go get re-dressed. A few minutes later, she's in a much better suited costume.]
Sorry for the wait! They didn't start a riot or anything right?
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It's Riku's eyyyyy.]Not yet, though they might have had you taken much longer. [He says it jokingly, but he's pretty sure that dad in the back of the line with his kids is near the brink... Dude needs to learn how to chill.]