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[genius_idiot]

Texts Mognet From Last Night

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➝ Respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
➝ Fun time for all!

Comments

Terra Branford

[greenmagick]

.1~ How do you wash a moogle?

.2~ I'm thinking of making moogle clothing in my free time.

.3~ Text Her!

Re: Terra Branford

[deadlyvu]

1) Why can't they wash themselves? Do they not like baths?

Zelda (ss)

[goddessofthesky]

1~ I thought if I poured water on it that it would get better.

2~ Have you seen a purple bird in the sky?

3~ Text Her!

2

[deadlyvu]

The one with the bright acid-green feathers, trailing a pink-polka-dotted piece of cloth?

AU!Yuna

[whereishe]

1: It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where I got this shower caddy full of cookies.

2: My moogle band aid does not cover up the shame I feel right now

3: Text Her!

Ryoji Kaji

[iknowtheconsequences]

What kind of berries do they put in the berrywine here?

And are they poisonous to humans?

I might've wanted to ask this an hour ago.

Kenshin Himura

[hiddenedges]

1 - I'm not sure exactly what I did, but there's now a group of police following me and falling all over themselves if I turn to look at them

2 - That's the first time a stain managed to not only fight back but drawn a sword on me. How long has it been since you washed it?

3 - Next time you say you're cooking, I'm going to stock up on stomach medicine and a fire extinguisher.

4 - TEXT HIM

3.)

[thegreatninja]

Well if you ask me to cook you have to eat it all. So there.

Owain | Fire Emblem Awakening

[thehandhungers]

Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET

Yugi Mutou

[sizedoesntmatter]

1) Does someone know how to get a moogle out of a pot?

2) When you have a dream and all it reminds you of is one of your friends naughty videos he lent to you once.

3) Text him.

1

[greenmagick]

Oh no! What happened is he okay? Have you tried gently pulling him out?

Yuffie Kisaragi

[thegreatninja]

.1] Let's go on a date. Your treat. :)

.2] Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.

.3] How did I steal an entire pie?

.4] Text Her!

1

[sizedoesntmatter]

I only see you as a friend. However I am fine with paying.

Bloom

[dragonflame]

Sparks Nevada

[red_planet_blues]

1) Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.

2) Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.

3) I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.

4) text him!

2)

[thegreatninja]

How do you suck so much at being a policeman?

Johnny D'Amico

[charming_jerk]

1)Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit

2)The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?

3)So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.

4) text him!

3

[theendiswherewestartfrom]

It was a present! You were going to need carbs when you woke up.

Kaiji Ito

[genius_idiot]

1)You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you

2)Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.

3)What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?

4) text him!

1. Roommate hijinks?

[zodiac_brave]

I did not realize you were home. It feels strange eating in silence.

Fai D. Flourite

[iscursednomore]

1) That was a wild night last night. Who would have thought that would happen when you mix alcohol with a chocobo.

2) How did I end with with a tattoo that says 'I love birds'

3) text him

2

[umslay]

I tried to drag you out of the tattoo parlor, but you were too drunk and too strong.

Genesis Rhapsodos

[nodreamsorhonor]

1 - Yes, I'm sexy and I know it

2 - Turns out that we had to have a hair flip show off. I won.

3 - Yes, I can make the instruction manual for building a shelf sound like an erotic novel. Want me to demonstrate?

4 - I would quote some ridiculous poem about love and want and need, but I'd rather save my breath for something far more important. Like kissing.

5 - Tell Sephiroth I am not speaking to him until he apologizes for singing 'Feelings' at five in the morning.

1-

[woman_of_strife]

I know you are, but what am I?

Kobato Hanato

[kobatonotdobato]

1) Help! I'm trapped in a closet and I can't get out!

2) Text her

[umslay]

[A long pause while Ales laughs.]

Are you telling me you locked yourself in??

Hibiki Ganaha

[nankurunaisa]

I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. She has this look like she might do it, you know, as my best friend should.

---or---

You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one...so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage.

---or---

At one point you took away my archery gear and shot me in the knee. Thanks for that.

[line_piece]

you used to be a hero of light
but then you took an arrow to the knee!

Fayt Leingod

[etherealblast]

1) So you threw a sword at me last night.
2) Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really. It will be missed.
3) Why are there moogles asleep in the bathtub at 4am?
4) There was a trail of glitter and feathers winding it's way through the house this morning.
5) Text him!

3) Of course

[greenmagick]

They were tired but dirty. I didn't want them to track mud in the house and I couldn't leave them outside.

Cloud

[neverfirstclass]

1) We can grow old together and our livers can fail together

2) Welcome to mailing with Cloud. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.

3) You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.

4) Text him

3

[thegreatninja]

You didn't invite me! That's like.. my thing!

Gaston

[roughlybargesized]

1) I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.

2) She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.

3) Someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs

4) Text him

3

[umslay]

They understand how your mind works.

~sent by: I Like Eggs

James Kidd/Mary Read

[not_most_days]

1) You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.

2) How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church

3) An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me

4) text her

2.

[zodiac_brave]

Model citizen to heretic. The dividing line is much thinner than you would believe.

[line_piece]

1) I think I just invented Striple Triad
get it
STRIP
ple Triad

2) When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next blitzball game is?

3) Anywho, a chocobo attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.

1: So can we get these rules written up by June?

[theendiswherewestartfrom]

You can use the living room, and man, I hope Genesis isn't good at card games. I can count on you to beat him, right?

[deadlyvu]

1-Anyone have any idea WHY my hair is now platinum blonde and spiked up worse than Frankenstein?

2-How do you get permanent glue out of a moogle's fur? How did that glue even get IN the moogle fur anyways?

3-My sketch notebook is missing. I want it back and it better not've been opened!

2!

[greenmagick]

You have to cut it out though you might be able to peel it out over time. Just don't.. pull it.

Ramza

[zodiac_brave]

1. being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend

2. I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley

3. The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.

4. MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING

5. Text him

3-

[shinrasfinest]

What people, exactly?

Saori

[needsteaplz]

1. fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous

2. On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be

3. I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively

4. Text her

3

[not_most_days]

Now that seems a damn shame.