charming_jerk: (confused/suspicious)
Johnny D'Amico ([personal profile] charming_jerk) wrote in [community profile] melodiesofcrack 2015-03-11 05:01 pm (UTC)

Johnny D'Amico

1)Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit

2)The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?

3)So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.

4) text him!

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