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[charming_jerk]

HOT OR NOT?


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Dylas

[sullenstallion]

Linked because it's a large image file.

Also, original flavor.

[21stcenturyguy]

Oh deer. Hoping to bring in the furry vote?

[He'll take a moment for an assessing once-over.]

Meh, maybe with enough alcohol, you'd be passable. [Weirder things have happened. Really, they have.]

[sullenstallion]

No deer jokes.

[He scoffs, which always sounds like a growl. Sorry, Santa, this ain't your reindeer.]

And what the hell's that supposed to mean? Anyone could say the same thing about you. Your hair looks like someone dyed a bunch of wild grass and glued it randomly on the back of your head.

[21stcenturyguy]

Really, grass hair? Is that the kinda stuff you're into? [I mean, it makes sense. Deer eat grass, right? So it's like food porn.]

And look, man. I said you weren't terrible. What're you getting all pissy about?

[sullenstallion]

I wouldn't be getting pissy if anything you said made sense. What the hell is a furry, and what are they voting for?

[Tell him. With graphs.]

[21stcenturyguy]

[Ok. If it's graphs you want, it's graphs you'll get. Let's assume Santa explains, with about as much tact as we all know him to possess, and with handy stick figures and scribbled charts for visual aid.]

...so, you see, there's a decent chance that you might not die alone, if we've got the right kind of kinky people here in Crystallis. So buck up. [Pun totally not intended.]

[sullenstallion]

[Santa will get about thirty seconds into his graphs before Dylas' limit break activates and he destroys everything.]

Speaking of dying, why don't you come a little closer? I can't hear you so well.

[21stcenturyguy]

[Santa knows when to beat a hasty retreat. He backs away.]

Must be all the fuzz in your ears. I don't wanna set off my allergies. I'm gonna go...
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[terrorfirma]

Are those horns even natural? These sorts of things can be pretty important to some people.

[sullenstallion]

['Are they natural'? Yes and no could both be answers there. They're real, but he's not born with them.

So unfortunately, he looks sort of thoughtful for a second.]

They're antlers.

[unyieldingspirit]

I would say you seem to have always been a charmer.

[sullenstallion]

[He's not even smiling in either picture.]

What? What's that supp...no, I've never been a charmer. I hate this game.

[unyieldingspirit]

Hmm… Well, to my eyes there's certainly something about you.

[she gives him a quick smile.]

I suppose it is a little rude.

[sullenstallion]

There's not a little something about me that's rude. There's a lot of something about me that's rude.

[He's not sure what she's implying, if he's rude or if the game is rude or what.]

[mindofathief]

...Sorry.

[sullenstallion]

[Uh. He doesn't get it, of course.]

What? Why 'sorry'?

[Not that he likes this game to begin with, it's dumb.]

[mindofathief]

...Not to be rude, and I'm don't want to hurt your feelings, but I don't find you hot.

[sullenstallion]

Good. That makes two of us.

[He doesn't think he's hot, either.]

Re: Dylas

[sesenta]

Hmmmmmm...that's a tough one. I imagine you would be warm at the very least with all of that thick, soft fur. Maybe in the summer you would be hot, though.

[Akane, you're not getting how this works.]

[sullenstallion]

I'm usually pretty cold, actually. Or I, uh. Used to be. That might be different here.

[He sort of used to be an undead ice monster, and now he's just monster. He can feel heat again.]

[sesenta]

Really?! I never would have guessed that! So you grew fur to help fight off the cold. That makes sense. I have some extra blankets if you need them to stay warm at night.

[sullenstallion]

Yeah. Something like that. I grew fur for something alright.

[Awkwardly avoiding explaining, in meme land and in game land.]

I sleep fine. You shouldn't worry about that.

[sesenta]

Too late, I already worried! ...But I'm glad you're comfortable.

[sullenstallion]

Why are you so weird?

[sesenta]

[Akane sighs. She should have known that's the only rating she'd get on the 'hot or not' quiz game.]

That's a hypothetical question, isn't it?