The Santa Claus Meme

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Your character is Santa Claus!! Maybe they've taken on the job in a mall. Maybe they've found a Santa Claus outfit and forgot to read the hidden clause before putting it on. Whatever the reason, there is no escaping your duty as the official Santa Claus. Besides the kids assaulting you 24/7, you also have to deal with Heroes of Light and rumor has it they're worse than the kids.

1. Post a starter: you are Santa Claus! Try to be kind to the Heroes of Light coming to you with their lists.
2. Comment in other characters's threads: they're Santa Claus and you're the one who gets to pester them!
3. Profit!

Comments

[water_meebo]

[ How does one even do this?

Is this even right?

At least he's cute? ]

[boomchucka]

[Selphie doesn't know who convinced Mikleo to play Santa but she's more than happy to play his Elf.]

Morning!

[water_meebo]

M-Morn-- why are you dressed like that?

[ NO SERIOUSLY WHY? ]

[boomchucka]

[Selphie beams at Mikleo. She knows how Christmas works and she can give him info.

Whether it's true or not, is up to him.]

Because every good Santa needs an adorable elf.

[water_meebo]

[ Well he read a ton of stuff on it so he's pretty sure he's got it but why is she an elf ???? ]

I didn't think they'd allow something like this to happen but alright.

[boomchucka]

[Selphie points to the camera on the tripod.]

Well, unless you know how to use a camera, I don't think you'll be able to take pictures of the adorable little kids who will come to sit on your knee and ask you for a million Chocobo's for Christmas.

[water_meebo]

[ Mikleo has no idea what it is but he hears it's a camera and it can take pictures. He can't do it on his own, so that makes sense. ]

...I suppose not. It'd be difficult to cater to them and take pictures

[ She does have a point. ]

I'll be relying on you, Selphie.

[boomchucka]

[Mikleo, do you see this excited grin?

Do you know how much Selphie loves anything related to Winter? Well, Christmas is in Winter and it's her favourite holiday next to Hallowe'en. She gives him a salute which is followed up with a carefully practiced twirl.]

Leave it to me, Santa!

[water_meebo]

[ He'd be excited too if he knew more. Unfortunately, he didn't so she would get his usual look. ]

Try not to break anything, please.

[ He replied with sigh. ]

[boomchucka]

[Selphie sees that look and continues with her sunniest smile.]

I haven't broken anything. I don't know what you're talking about!

[water_meebo]

Given your track record, I'm rather concerned.

[ He replied giving her a look and a raised brow. Somehow her statement isn't all that convincing to him ]

[boomchucka]

[Really, Mikleo? That was almost a year ago! Selphie settles a sour look on her friend before giving another twirl.]

I'm not armed doofus.

[water_meebo]

I am not a doofus and you shouldn't use such languages with children, Selphie.

[ Yeah she's getting nagged. ]

[boomchucka]

[Selphie grins wickedly at Mikleo.]

I could compile a list of more colourful language if you'd like.

[She already has one lump of coal, why not go for a pair.]

[water_meebo]

I do not think it's necessary. I trust you'll be fine with the children, Selphie.

[ NO REALLY PLEASE DON'T. ]