The Santa Claus Meme

[melodiesmods]

Your character is Santa Claus!! Maybe they've taken on the job in a mall. Maybe they've found a Santa Claus outfit and forgot to read the hidden clause before putting it on. Whatever the reason, there is no escaping your duty as the official Santa Claus. Besides the kids assaulting you 24/7, you also have to deal with Heroes of Light and rumor has it they're worse than the kids.

1. Post a starter: you are Santa Claus! Try to be kind to the Heroes of Light coming to you with their lists.
2. Comment in other characters's threads: they're Santa Claus and you're the one who gets to pester them!
3. Profit!

Comments

Deadpool

[unalive_them]

Come sit on Waddie Claus' lap, kids!

Ryoji Kaji

[iknowtheconsequences]

"Mommy, why does Santa smell like cigarettes?"

Rukia Kuchiki

[damn_juicebox]

You can ask for presents, but you can't sit on her lap. It would crush her.

Jade Curtiss

[jadethenecromancer]

[Santa Jade is giving you an expectant stare.]



[Patting his knee.]



[This feels wrong.]

Ales Mansay

[umslay]

[The unlucky mall elf.]

[enter_the_darkness]

[ Who's looking miserable while dressed as Santa and crunching on candy canes? And refusing to let anyone sit on his lap?

That's right, it's this guy. ]

[water_meebo]

[ How does one even do this?

Is this even right?

At least he's cute? ]

[dammit_flynn]

[ Oh he'll make sure you're all happy-- though probably not without a troll or two from him.

Come do sit in his lap. He won't break! :D ]

Tsubomi Hanasaki

[bag_has_snapped]

[And there's a Santa (Ms. Santa?) shaking, suffering a case of stage fright here!)

Twilight Sparkle

[im_pancake]

[Hey! It's a Santa that allows pony rides!

She doesn't like that fact.]

[just_want_normal_knees]

[Bad news: this Santa has a large, transformable scythe.

Good news: this Santa has an adorable corgi in an elf suit

Worst news: this Santa also has a raptor in an elf suit.

Wat.]

[needsteaplz]

[How she got talked into doing this, we'll never know. The outfit's more fanservice-y than she'd like it. ]


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Vincent Valentine | FF 7

[bloodypast]

[Someone's been roped into being Santa. At least he's been persuaded to leave the gun at home. Ophelia's nearby in an elf-costume, beaming.]

Lydia Deets | Beetlejuice

[deadlyvu]

Lydia is easily persuaded into being an elf to accompany Santa. It's still better than the bunny costume Delia made her... Christmas/Starlight isn't her passion the way Halloween is, but she's festive anyways in her red spider-web poncho and green-elf-hat. Handing out candy-canes and trying to reassure anyone scared that nope, Santa is really the good guy.

It's Krampus you have to watch out for, after all.

Dylas | Rune Factory

[sullenstallion]

[Considering Dylas' appearance, it's only fitting that he's a reindeer. He's either Blitzen or Rudolph depending on whether that red on his nose is intentional or if it's just the blood of the fallen.

Are you a Santa coming to order him around? Reindeer rides? Sit on his lap? Everything will be horrible.]

Ira

[acceptedoblivion]

[Well, at least he has the white hair. He even let people curl it up to match the beard!

...But he's still the second grumpiest Mall Santa.]

[unyieldingspirit]

[K'pandolu has found herself a beard! Unlike… anyone else, though, rather than getting a wig to go with it she's… dyed it to match her hair.]

[21stcenturyguy]

[This Mall Santa does not seem kid-friendly. He's slung one leg over the armrest of the Santa throne, and he's wearing the red coat open to reveal the form-fitting undershirt beneath it. He's lounging, no beard, and with his hat carefully arranged so it doesn't mess up his hair.]

C'mon, tell Santa what you really want.

Cloud Strife

[neverfirstclass]

HO HO HO! COME AND TELL SANTA CLOUD WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!

James Kidd/Mary Read

[not_most_days]

[Mary isn't doing the Santa thing, but have a somewhat androgenous elf. The outfit suits her much to her chagrin.]

[zodiac_brave]

[Ramza stands by the doors, with a little collection cauldron by his feet. He rings a bell as people pass...and when they are not passing...just all the time. It's not any tune or anything, just incessant ringing. For a cause. Give gil to make sure the orphaned humes, moogles, tarutaru, and hypellos get a Starlight present this year. Maybe when you donate, the ringing will stop for a minute.]