The Santa Claus Meme

[melodiesmods]

Your character is Santa Claus!! Maybe they've taken on the job in a mall. Maybe they've found a Santa Claus outfit and forgot to read the hidden clause before putting it on. Whatever the reason, there is no escaping your duty as the official Santa Claus. Besides the kids assaulting you 24/7, you also have to deal with Heroes of Light and rumor has it they're worse than the kids.

1. Post a starter: you are Santa Claus! Try to be kind to the Heroes of Light coming to you with their lists.
2. Comment in other characters's threads: they're Santa Claus and you're the one who gets to pester them!
3. Profit!

Comments

Deadpool

[unalive_them]

Come sit on Waddie Claus' lap, kids!

Ryoji Kaji

[iknowtheconsequences]

"Mommy, why does Santa smell like cigarettes?"

Rukia Kuchiki

[damn_juicebox]

You can ask for presents, but you can't sit on her lap. It would crush her.

Jade Curtiss

[jadethenecromancer]

[Santa Jade is giving you an expectant stare.]



[Patting his knee.]



[This feels wrong.]

Ales Mansay

[umslay]

[The unlucky mall elf.]

[enter_the_darkness]

[ Who's looking miserable while dressed as Santa and crunching on candy canes? And refusing to let anyone sit on his lap?

That's right, it's this guy. ]

[damn_juicebox]

........................

[That sure is a long, long, silent stare in return. And maybe just a bit of pink in her face.]

You can't possibly be serious.

[water_meebo]

...

I think I'll pass.

[ This is wrong on so many levels not to mention highly uncomfortable. ]

[water_meebo]

[ How does one even do this?

Is this even right?

At least he's cute? ]

[dammit_flynn]

[ Oh he'll make sure you're all happy-- though probably not without a troll or two from him.

Come do sit in his lap. He won't break! :D ]

[boomchucka]

[And here comes Selphie, keen on being the first to sit on Santa Yuri's knee.

She smiles oh-so-sweetly at Santa.]

So Santa...?

[She beams.]

Tsubomi Hanasaki

[bag_has_snapped]

[And there's a Santa (Ms. Santa?) shaking, suffering a case of stage fright here!)

Twilight Sparkle

[im_pancake]

[Hey! It's a Santa that allows pony rides!

She doesn't like that fact.]

[just_want_normal_knees]

[Bad news: this Santa has a large, transformable scythe.

Good news: this Santa has an adorable corgi in an elf suit

Worst news: this Santa also has a raptor in an elf suit.

Wat.]

[worstintheworld]

[How strange, Natalia is standing exactly ten feet away from him at all times, holding her list in her hand. Sit on his lap? Absolutely not. Instead she turns to the 'elf' who's trying to beckon her forward. She's not going. She pushes the list into the elf's hand.]

If you would be so kind as to deliver this list.

[Natalia knows she can't request gifts for other people, so she's asked for things that can help her to help other people. Arrows of varying elements, for example. Books on how to construct good strong barriers and anti-monster deterrents. Fruit-flavored healing gummies. She waits patiently and folds her arms.]

[boomchucka]

[Selphie gives Jade a very bland look as her arms cross over her chest.]

I don't think so, Jade.

[boomchucka]

[Selphie doesn't know who convinced Mikleo to play Santa but she's more than happy to play his Elf.]

Morning!

[damn_juicebox]

[Sit on Yuri's lap? ...Very well. There's no mistletoe involved, and she's sure he won't expect anyone to actually do it. If she can troll him this time around, she'll consider it a win in her favor. And so it is that Rukia just walks right up to him, calm as you please, holding her folded list lightly against her shoulder.]

Santa certainly has long hair. Help me up.

[PROBLEM?]

[jadethenecromancer]

I am very serious, I assure you. Ho ho ho.

[That last bit is added as an afterthought. Coming from Jade, it doesn't sound quite right.

He pats his knee again.]

Come on, now. I can't grant your wishes with you standing all the way over there.

[damn_juicebox]

...

[This is payback for those nights spent in the Crystal Caves, isn't it? How embarrassing. Nothing about this situation seems right, but...]

[With a frustrated huff, Rukia steps forward, her shoulders stiff with indignation. She holds onto his arm, staring down at his knee as she tries to figure out the best way to pull herself up.]

Hold still.

[She steps up onto the edge of his chair, hoisting herself to stand on that tiny precipice before taking a large step to the other side, and carefully settling herself down. Unless he gets impatient and just picks her up, given how light she is.]

[The pink that was in her cheeks has flooded her face, now scarlet.]

I would like a Chappy soul candy dispenser. ...Please.

[jadethenecromancer]

There's no need to be shy! Go on, tell Santa what you'd like.

[Look at this jolly old man. Doesn't he just inspire warmth and trust?]

[dammit_flynn]

You look like a drowned rat. You sure you're suppose to bring happiness?

[ AKA DUDE YOU NEED TO SMILE. ]

Man you're going to scare the kids too.

[dammit_flynn]

Christmas Spirit as always huh?

[ Well he's got a list but how will she get without him messing around some. ]

You got to do the old traditional way or something right?

[damn_juicebox]

I confess that I don't really understand the specifics.

[Her expression is fairly serious and flat beneath that false, fluffy beard on her face. She half expects him to start making fun of her, but so far so good. She holds out her hand expectantly.]

Let me see what you want.

[jadethenecromancer]

No? You're hurting Santa's feelings, Selphie.

[Look at how totally sad he is. Really.

At least he's not going to push the invitation when the person is a young girl less than half his age.]