The Santa Claus Meme

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Your character is Santa Claus!! Maybe they've taken on the job in a mall. Maybe they've found a Santa Claus outfit and forgot to read the hidden clause before putting it on. Whatever the reason, there is no escaping your duty as the official Santa Claus. Besides the kids assaulting you 24/7, you also have to deal with Heroes of Light and rumor has it they're worse than the kids.

1. Post a starter: you are Santa Claus! Try to be kind to the Heroes of Light coming to you with their lists.
2. Comment in other characters's threads: they're Santa Claus and you're the one who gets to pester them!
3. Profit!

Comments

[boomchucka]

[Selphie gives Jade a very bland look as her arms cross over her chest.]

I don't think so, Jade.

[jadethenecromancer]

No? You're hurting Santa's feelings, Selphie.

[Look at how totally sad he is. Really.

At least he's not going to push the invitation when the person is a young girl less than half his age.]

[boomchucka]

[Yes, incredibly sad. So sad that he'll never know what to do with himself again.]

So why should I sit on Santa's knee when he's giving me a shit eating grin?

[Also, Selphie's eighteen but that's neither here nor there.]

[jadethenecromancer]

Language, young lady. I see someone's landed herself on the naughty list this year!

[Compared to Jade's 70-something Earth years? Eighteen is nowhere near old enough to escape scolding.

He snaps his fingers. There's a strained 'kupo' above them, and a lump of coal is carefully placed on top of Selphie's head.

It was supposed to be dropped on her head from higher above, but thankfully Rosepuff is less inclined to cause unnecessary pain than Jade is.]

[boomchucka]

I'm a mercenary? This is pretty tame compared to some of the things I've heard back home at Garden.

[And then there's a lump of coal on Selphie's head. She takes the lump and holds it tightly.

You're taking this seriously, aren't you Jade?]

Thank you, Santa. I'm looking forward to next years lump so I can figure out how to make a diamond.

[And here's where Selphie smiles sweetly.]

[jadethenecromancer]

Ah-ah-ah. No excuses. Even mercenaries won't get away with potty mouths on my watch.

[Jade shakes his finger sternly, though the effect is spoiled a little by the amused grin. He's taking this very seriously, clearly.]

Already planning to cause mischief next year too? Oh dear, oh dear... Whatever are we going to do with you?

[boomchucka]

Mhmmm. And Chocobo's fly, too.

[You should be amused, old man.]

Of course, I'm plotting mischief. What that mischief is however, is going to be a surprise. However --

[Selphie grins impishly at Jade.]

I have a friend around your height and build who insists that he's so frail that he's going to break his back. Do you think you could help him out with a sturdy cane?