The Santa Claus Meme

[melodiesmods]

Your character is Santa Claus!! Maybe they've taken on the job in a mall. Maybe they've found a Santa Claus outfit and forgot to read the hidden clause before putting it on. Whatever the reason, there is no escaping your duty as the official Santa Claus. Besides the kids assaulting you 24/7, you also have to deal with Heroes of Light and rumor has it they're worse than the kids.

1. Post a starter: you are Santa Claus! Try to be kind to the Heroes of Light coming to you with their lists.
2. Comment in other characters's threads: they're Santa Claus and you're the one who gets to pester them!
3. Profit!

Comments

[damn_juicebox]

If that's what you desire, so be it.

[She fishes a candy cane out of the bowl and flicks it at him.]

Merry Christmas. Next!

[dammit_flynn]

[ He catches the candy rather casually. ]

Oh-- aggressive aren't we?

[ He chuckled. ][ Rukia you are so being messed with. ]

[damn_juicebox]

I prefer to think of it as unerringly efficient. If you have nothing to request, you get a candy cane. Move aside for the next person.

[She gestures with her hand, releasing an aggravated sigh.]

[dammit_flynn]

Your mind never changes does it?

[ As if he's going to move. ]

I do have something to request but wouldn't it be more traditional to do the right way?

[damn_juicebox]

Since when did you care about traditions? In fact, I recall you telling me just how adamantly you were against them.

[She folds her arms, squinting suspiciously at Yuri. Why the hell would he want to sit on her lap this badly? He's just teasing.]

Just tell me what you want.

[dammit_flynn]

[ Yuri just busts out laughing a little for her statement. ]

Caught red handed huh?

[ He shrugged. ]

I was pulling your leg.

[ He stated as a matter of fact before handing her his list. ]

A scarf for Repede, a large stuffed rabbit for you, a stuffed elephant for Sunshine, and something obnoxious and creative for Flynn.

[damn_juicebox]

[Rukia takes the list, glancing over it as she listens to him. ...There's something wrong with this. She glances up at him, one eyebrow cocked in confusion.]

But what do you want?

[He hasn't asked for anything that he might appreciate. Not even a piece of candy. She sets the lap down on her knee as she peers up at him.]

[dammit_flynn]

[ Yuri didn't seem to really get what she was trying to imply-- rather he was ignoring her question completely. ]

I just told you, Santa.

[ He replied without batting an eye. Yuri asking for something for himself-- never ]

Oh right-- and extra tea for Santa Claus since it's going to be a long day.

[damn_juicebox]

...He drinks tea? I had thought he preferred milk and cookies.

[She looks to be mulling this over seriously...but then she remembers Yuri standing there, and her look hardens.]

At least give me some idea of what you'd like for yourself, so you have something from me to open on the holiday itself.

[She starts rifling through her bag, pulling out gift after gift of what he requested.]

[dammit_flynn]

Tea for the aching bones first off. I'd say cookie and milk for a late night snack then.

[ He chuckled a little more as she seems to be thinking about Yuri's answers. They're not about him obviously. He's not really going to ask for anything because he doesn't need anything! ]

Surprise me if you really want to.

[ He added with his hand waving a bit. ]

I'm sure it'll be fine. I appreciate the thought.

[damn_juicebox]

Oh? Maybe I'll give you a coupon for a free hug.

[She's teasing him. It's written all over her face as she folds her arms and leans forward with a grin.]

I'll disguise it as a headlock to salvage your pride, if you wish.

[dammit_flynn]

Don't you already do that normally?

[ He raised a brow at her statement. He obviously isn't taking her seriously at all when it came to this. ]

Man, you never cease to come up with creative ways to intimidate me but I'm good. You really should do that to someone else. I'm sure they'd appreciate it more.