The Santa Claus Meme

[melodiesmods]

Your character is Santa Claus!! Maybe they've taken on the job in a mall. Maybe they've found a Santa Claus outfit and forgot to read the hidden clause before putting it on. Whatever the reason, there is no escaping your duty as the official Santa Claus. Besides the kids assaulting you 24/7, you also have to deal with Heroes of Light and rumor has it they're worse than the kids.

1. Post a starter: you are Santa Claus! Try to be kind to the Heroes of Light coming to you with their lists.
2. Comment in other characters's threads: they're Santa Claus and you're the one who gets to pester them!
3. Profit!

Comments

[boomchucka]

[So Selphie comes bounding over to Santa Cloud and with her best innocent batting of her eyelashes, promptly requests:]

A rocket launcher!

[Because if at first you don't succeed...]

[neverfirstclass]

Ho ho huhhhh?

[Please give Santa moment to reboot.]

Um, don't you think that's a bit much for a gift, lit-...young lady?

[boomchucka]

[Go on, Cloud. Call Selphie a little girl. She already has one lump of coal so why not give her another?]

Rocket launchers are never too big and totally practical.

[neverfirstclass]

[Because on the off chance she DOES get a rocket launcher he doesn't want to be a target!]

Well....Santa's workshop generally doesn't make weapons. Isn't there anything else you'd like?

[boomchucka]

[Selphie would sooner point a rocket launcher at Biggs before any of her friends.]

I know how the job works, silly!

[And then she winks at him.]

Buuuuuut, I suppose a nunchaku maintenance kit would do as well.

[What is with you protags and denying Selphie her boomsticks?]