The Santa Claus Meme

[melodiesmods]

Your character is Santa Claus!! Maybe they've taken on the job in a mall. Maybe they've found a Santa Claus outfit and forgot to read the hidden clause before putting it on. Whatever the reason, there is no escaping your duty as the official Santa Claus. Besides the kids assaulting you 24/7, you also have to deal with Heroes of Light and rumor has it they're worse than the kids.

1. Post a starter: you are Santa Claus! Try to be kind to the Heroes of Light coming to you with their lists.
2. Comment in other characters's threads: they're Santa Claus and you're the one who gets to pester them!
3. Profit!

Comments

[worstintheworld]

You are not--!

[Natalia cuts herself short. Some of the children behind her are starting to look uneasy, and she immediately regrets her protests. Insufferable man...but she's the one who argued. She's not going to ruin the belief of these kids by accusing Yuri of not being Santa, or fighting with him in public. This is humiliating, but if it's for the sake of others, she'll grit her teeth and swallow her pride.]

[Lifting her chin and taking a quick breath to calm herself, she strides up to Yuri and stiffly, primly, seats herself upon his knee. When she speaks, it's with a tightly clenched jaw as she pushes the list against his chest.]

If you would be so kind.

[dammit_flynn]

[ Yuri just chuckled inside as she protest. Natalia was really easy to pick on sometimes. He is insufferable and he's totally okay accepting the fact that he's a legit asshole with everything attached. Yuri tried to keep a straight face as much as he could when she finally caved ind. Of course, the fake beard and all that covered his grinning face. ]

Oh--- bold!

[ Because she actually did it. ]

Relax, I was joking but it seemed like you took it too seriously. Anyway.... I'll give you an extra gift as an-- apology maybe.

[ Yes jackass. ]

[worstintheworld]

Treating me with respect is all I ask from you. Why that's so difficult for you to manage I can't begin to fathom.

[She doesn't want an extra gift, and refuses to be bribed as an acceptable apology. Even sitting there perched stiff and straight on his knee, there's still something unmistakably regal in her bearing that can't easily be broken with humiliation.]

What about the list? Can you produce the necessary supplies in time?

[dammit_flynn]

Just in case you forgot, I'm not the respectful type of guy to begin with. You're getting basically the same treatment as everyone else, Princess. It is all a harmless joke really.

[ Extra nice gift with a meal made by yours truly. She can't say no to that now can she??? She was really taking him head on and it's quite amusing. ]

It shouldn't be hard to get set up for you honestly. I got this.